ABOUT

Welcome to the Wonderful World
of Carlotta Champagne!

Hello, darlings! I’m Carlotta Champagne—your guide through a whimsical world where vintage vibes, kitschy treasures, and a sprinkle of cheeky charm come together. I’m an adult kitsch art collector, professional muse, nudie model extraordinaire, and curator of all things fabulously vintage. Oh, and did I mention fashionista? I wear many hats (and sometimes none at all)!

This website is my little corner of the universe, a playground for all my delightful eccentricities. Whether it’s flaunting my quirky art collection, transforming spaces into retro wonderlands, or sharing my love for bold, vintage fashion, there’s always something fun and unexpected happening here. So, come on in, let’s revel in the delightful, the daring, and the downright fabulous!