The Golden Tiki in Las Vegas is a kitschy, off-the-strip gem that you’ve got to see to believe. Tucked away in Chinatown, this place is like stepping into a "dirty Disney" fever dream—think quirky tiki vibes with a cheeky twist. Phallic art? Check. Nude velvet paintings? Absolutely. Hilarious, over-the-top faux artwork? You bet. The bathrooms alone are worth the trip, with wallpaper so epic words can't do it justice. And the cocktail menu? Pure fire. If you're feeling daring, sneak a peek through the porthole windows in the back room for a little extra mischief. Whether you're a local or just passing through, The Golden Tiki is a night out you won’t forget. Pro tip: Make a reservation ahead of time if you'd like a guaranteed table.